BATMAN IS IN PRISON!

Today I didn't buy the newspaper, shame on me. But I still read the Indyand the Guardian online so I can tell you that:

Hawaii has legalised gay marriage last night, making it the 15th state in the USA to allow gay couples to say YES to one another. YAY!! That's cool. Meanwhile in North Dakota this guy, Craig Cobb is trying to found this all white town in Leith. The guy is a self proclaimed white supremacist, he was told yesterday on live TV that his heritage is 14% Sub-Saharan African (He had previously agreed to taking a DNA test on the same show). That made me chuckle, I have to say. I wonder how the guy feels about himself now, will he attempt to amputate 14% of his body? Will he die from self loathing and shame hidden in a corner of his house?

More seriously though, the confirmed dead numbers are increasing in the Philippines after Typhoon Haiyan pretty much destroyed the country. A lot of country are supplying help and donating emergency funds. Both the UN and the Disasters Emergency Committee have launched appeals for donations.

Batman bin Suparman (That's his real name) was jailed in Singapore on drug charges. I just love his name. I wish I could have a name as epic as this but I thank my parents for not being dumb and not calling me by a famous person's name.

A MI6 spy died from accidentally locking himself into a bag a Scotland Yard have found. Seriously?! What the what?? Okay so I'm in front of this bag and I decide it will be funny to hide inside it. Firstly, of course I fit in a bag, every average sized adult does. And secondly, I zip it from inside. Finally I forget how I zipped it so can't undo it and die. That's how.

And if you want some celebrity news...

In Vatican Pope Francis said the corrupt should be tied to a rock and thrown into the sea! He has started a war on corruption in Vatican.
Believe it or not the twerking Miley Cyrus is one of the biggest feminists in the world. Or so she says. Last month she was heavily criticised for her overtly sexualised show when she appeared with Robin Thicke. Sinead O'Connor even wrote her an open letter.
Justin Bieber who was filmed sleeping by an escort in Brazil has been said to be blessed with good organs and be good in bed by the same escort who went on TV.

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